our team


IT Field Engineer

“Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?…He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!”

-Billy Connolly


IT Golden Boy

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

– Andy Rooney


Operations Manager

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”
– Alexander Woollcott


IT Comedy Genius

“The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”


– Bertrand Russell


Phone and Dispatch Goddess

“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”


– Gina Linetti


Professional Technology Manipulator

Also a person of interest in theft of office supplies.

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

– Dalai Lama

Adam & D


“If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.”

– Bill Vaughan


Emporer of Bit-Land

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”


– Douglas Adams